I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
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A Texas couple is being criticized online for having a hippo at the zoo assist them with their gender reveal.
Texas Veteran Asking For 100 Cards For His 100th Birthday
Help make this Texas World War II veteran's birthday the best one yet by sending him a card!
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Following their competitor's lead, Walmart will now also be having a car seat recycling event.