I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Check Out This Epic, Metal Version Of Dolly Parton’s ‘Jolene’
After watching Netflix's "dumplin'," I found myself going on a serious Dolly Parton music binge, but this version made her song even better!
A Flamingo Has Been On The Run In Texas For The Past 14 Years
One bird that isn't native to the Lone Star state is the flamingo, but there's a lone pink fowl that's making the state its home.
Sending A D*ck Pic Will Soon Be A Crime In Texas
Have you sent unsolicited peen photos to someone? You may want to pay attention to this story if you answered yes to that question.
El Paso Named Top 20 City For Nature Lovers
We aren't called the Sun City for nothing! El Paso has made it high on a list of best cities for nature lovers.
New Mexico City Named Top U.S. City For Nature Lovers
New Mexico is known as the Land of Enchantment and apparently many people know of the beauty you can see outdoors. A New Mexico city was named #1 on the list!
Register For The El Paso Fire Department’s Summer Youth Camp Now
Looking for something for your little ones to do this summer? Want to make sure they can save your home in case it catches on fire! We have the perfect solution!
RiRi’s A Rocker-See What Metal Band Rihanna Said Was Her Favorite
Rihanna has always had a bit of a rocker edge to her fashionista look. Now someone has revealed what metal band Rihanna said was her favorite!
Instagram Star Walter The Frenchie Visits The Morning Show
We have been waiting for this moment and he is finally here! Walter Geoffrey the Frenchie is here on the morning show!!!!
The CDC Wants You To Stop Petting Your Poultry
Please.....it's not healthy guys. Stop petting your poultry. Just stop. Don't kiss it either.
Fans Start Petition Demanding GOT Writers Drop Out Of Star Wars
After the disastrous final season of "Game of Thrones," fans are still upset with the show's writers and don't want to see another series be ruined.