I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
San Antonio Spent Over 300K To Not Let Chick-Fil-A Into Airport
The City of San Antonio has paid in legal fees over $300,000 in legal fees trying to block Chik-Fil-A from opening in the airport. Whataburger is probably welcome.
TX Burger King Customer Has Epic Meltdown Over Extra Sauce Cost
A Burger King Customer in San Antonio had an epic meltdown after being told she would have to pay to get extra sauce packets,
Whataburger Wants You To Get Married There On Valentine’s Day
Whataburger proving once again why the Texas-born fast-food chain has such a massive cult-like following.
Parents Shocked After Homework Assignment Includes Rape Question
A Texas school is under fire for asking students to figure out who "raped Suzy" in a homework assignment.
Famous Dog Walter The Frenchie Has Cameo In Ru Paul Netflix Show
El Paso's very own Instagram famous dog Walter Geoffrey the Frenchie has a cameo in Ru Paul's new Netflix show.
Prepare To See Everyone White Claw Wasted At This Year’s SXSW
The internet is in a frenzy after learning who the official sponsor of this year's South By Southwest festival is.
Flashback To That Time Marilyn Manson Was In The MTV Audience
This morning we were talking about the first time Marilyn Manson was on MTV. And it wasn't for his music.
New Mexico Mom Goes Viral For Filming Proposal In Selfie Mode
Whoever told her to film, probably should have made sure she knew how to use the phone.
Tex-Mex Chain Taco Cabana Closing 19 Locations In Texas
Taco Cabana has announced they will be closing 19 locations of the fast-food restaurant.
Texas DMV Revokes Fort Worth Man’s Anti-Trump License Plate
A Fort Worth man had his vanity license revoked after it was deemed "inappropriate."