
How Hot is ‘Hot as Balls?’
You've heard the terminology before. "Hot as balls." "Colder than a witches t*t." Well, someone recently went through Twitter to relate these terms with an actual temperature that was happening at that time. Here are the results.
- Colder than Mars ----- -7
- Colder than a witch's t*t ----- 25
- Cold as heck ----- 28
- Colder than a mf ----- 33
- Cold as a bitch ----- 37
- Cold as balls ----- 37
- Cold as t*ts ----- 40
- Cold as f*ck ----- 41
- Colder than my heart ----- 42
- Colder than a bitch ----- 44
- Cold as sh*t ----- 45
- Cold as a mf ----- 45
- Cold as Hell ----- 48
- Cold as ice ----- 48
- Hot as heck ----- 78
- Hotter than two rats ----- 82
- Hot as balls ----- 84
- Hotter than Hell ----- 85
- Hot as t*ts ----- 85
- Hot as Hell ----- 86
- Hot as f*ck ----- 86
- Hot as sh*t ----- 86
- Hotter than Satan's a**hole ----- 87
- Hot as a mf ----- 87
- Hot as a bitch ----- 89
- Hotter than a mf ----- 89
- Hot as Hades ----- 90
- Hot as d*ck ----- 92
So there you go. The coldest it is outside is "colder than Mars and the hottest is "hot as d*ck." But who knew Satan's a**hole was only 87 degrees?
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