How Hot is ‘Hot as Balls?’

You've heard the terminology before. "Hot as balls." "Colder than a witches t*t." Well, someone recently went through Twitter to relate these terms with an actual temperature that was happening at that time. Here are the results.

• Colder than Mars -----   -7
• Colder than a witch's t*t ----- 25
• Cold as heck ----- 28
• Colder than a mf ----- 33
• Cold as a bitch ----- 37
• Cold as balls ----- 37
• Cold as t*ts ----- 40
• Cold as f*ck ----- 41
• Colder than my heart ----- 42
• Colder than a bitch ----- 44
• Cold as sh*t ----- 45
• Cold as a mf ----- 45
• Cold as Hell ----- 48
• Cold as ice ----- 48
• Hot as heck ----- 78
• Hotter than two rats ----- 82
• Hot as balls ----- 84
• Hotter than Hell ----- 85
• Hot as t*ts ----- 85
• Hot as Hell ----- 86
• Hot as f*ck ----- 86
• Hot as sh*t ----- 86
• Hotter than Satan's a**hole ----- 87
• Hot as a mf ----- 87
• Hot as a bitch ----- 89
• Hotter than a mf ----- 89
• Hot as Hades ----- 90
• Hot as d*ck ----- 92

So there you go. The coldest it is outside is "colder than Mars and the hottest is "hot as d*ck." But who knew Satan's a**hole was only 87 degrees?