Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
Here Are the Funniest News Bloopers of August 2019
Enjoy the funniest news bloopers from August
What Happens When You Call a Scammer Back?
These scam and robo-calls are really getting out of hand.
Tiny Karate Student Follows Sensei’s Instructions to the Letter
How young is too young to start your kid in martial arts?
Trailer Breakdown: ‘The Rise of Skywalker’
We just got an extra minute and change of new scenes from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.
Buzz Trailer Breakdown: The Mandalorian
Honestly, if Disney Plus consisted ONLY of The Mandalorian I would probably hand over my $12.99 a month without complaining at all
I Just Saw the Worst Eighties Thing Ever and Need to Share
You've been warned
Buzz v. Joanna: Name Disney Movies in 90 Seconds
This seems a little slanted in Joanna’s favor to me!
“Rock Festivals” in India are WAY More Hardcore
Unless you’ve been to India I’m willing to bet your haven’t been to a rock festival like this one.
My Entire Childhood was Inspired by L.S.D. (And I Had No Idea!!)
It’s only in adulthood that I realized what was truly behind many of my favorite shows: lots and lots of powerful psychedelic drugs
I Just Saw My First Fast and/or Furious Movie. Here’s What I Thought
A lot of this makes no sense