Movie Poems (National Hemp Day)

Today is National Hemp Day, so today's movie poems are about stoner movies. Answers are below:

1. They owe a guy lots and lots of cash
   So they go for the score of the big stash
   One’s locked up in jail
   While they try to get his bail
   The agents are stoned while they make a dash
2. South of the border they pick up the van
   They just want to make their show if they can
   On stage in a pink tutu
   Oh, but if he only knew
   It was weed that transported he and ‘man’
3. On a trip for work to write
   But he drove, not taking a flight
   To the motorcycle race
   With dirt all over his face
   The hitchhiker is given quite a fright
4. His mission is to find a new bed
   He ends up at a place where he’ll be fed
   He designs his own game
   The party is certainly not tame
   There’s something wrong with JP’s head
5. They’re not known for movies but song
   They head to Harvard, what could go wrong
   Without the weed there’s no clue
   They fight with crew
   Lisa Turtle ends up finding the Liberty Bong

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1. Half Baked
2. Up in Smoke
3. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
4. Grandma’s Boy
5. How High