Since taking center stage in the climate change debate (actually, only a debate among non-scientists) Swedish teen Greta Thunberg has become a symbol. For science-believers she’s become a symbol of the generation that will REALLY suffer the effects of man-made global warming. For climate-deniers, she’s become a symbol…and that symbol is a giant target. Young Ms. Thunberg has been ridiculed and demonized by some of the most disgusting “adults” on the planet: anthropomorphic anal polyp Alex Jones, Milo Yiannopoulos (aka: the only human gross enough to be fired by Breitbart for saying offensive things) and…oh, yeah…the leader of the free world.

One of the main talking points for the lunatic fringe is that Thunberg is a “crisis actor”, a slur that has been hurled against everyone from dead kindergarteners to Osama Bin Laden.

Of course, this is complete nonsense. Greta Thunberg isn’t a crisis actor. She’s actually a time-traveler.

Aha! Now that we’ve established that Greta was in Canada in 1898 the question we have to answers is this: wouldn’t it make more sense for a time-traveler to come from the FUTURE to warn us about imminent global disaster? In the photo, 1898 Greta is seen taking water out of a well. Clearly, future Greta had to travel back to before the carbon pollution crisis in order to take samples of the environmental makers of 1898. I’m sure there are probably photos, daguerreotypes and, who knows, maybe even cave art of Chrononaut Thunberg taking soil and ice-core samples as well. It all makes sense, MAN!

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