Expandable Thanksgiving Dinner Pants Are a Thing
So this is an actual thing. The commercial might look like something out of an episode of Saturday Night Live, but it's not. Just head on over to thanksgivingdinnerpants.com to order your pair today.
Quite honestly, this isn't the worst idea in the world. Remember the Friends episode where Joey claims he can eat an entire turkey? (Video courtesy of Ugur Ayalp)
And in case you didn't know, Thanksgiving is just over a week away. I know. I was as shocked as you are when Buzz mentioned it on the show yesterday. But it is. So if you'd like a pair of these dandy pants, I recommend getting them as soon as possible.
Oh, and by the way, I never quite understood why Joey would have to eat the whole thing. I understand Monica not wanting to have it go to waste because she went through the trouble of making it, but one of the best parts of Thanksgiving is the turkey sandwiches for the week after.