Election 2016 — Trump vs. Clinton Summarized In Nursery Rhymes
Some people are protesting. Some are going to the doctor with anxiety attacks. I even have the feeling that some of his most vocal supporters are experiencing low-grade panic hoping that Trump doesn't screw things up. Everybody has an opinion about the surprising outcome of Election 2016.
Here are some takes on the election...in the form of nursery rhymes.
Killlary, Shillary Trump
The American people are chumps
We all went to vote
And got punched in the throat
Killlary, Shillary Trump
Donnie Trumpie, puddin' and pie
Grabbed the girls and made them cry
Billy Bush then lost his job
That’s okay – he was kind of a knob
Baa Baa Black Folks
Here’s another risk
Soon all of the country
Will have "Stop and Frisk"
The itsy-bitsy Clinton
Climbed up the white pantsuit
All the Rust Belt voters
Tossed her down the chute
Up came the sun
She did not have a speech
So the itsy-bitsy Clinton
Waits for Trump to get impeached
Trump be nimble
Trump’s a prick
Trump’s an orange lunatic
Hillary’s was high
And Trump was low
Electoral College has got to go
Little Boy Orange come blow your horn
The new first lady looks like she could be in porn
Little Miss Muffet Sat on a Tuffet eating her curds and whey
Along came Donald Trump and grabbed her by her [expletive deleted]
Hey diddle diddle
His hands are so little
His face like an orange raccoon
Mexicans he’ll toss
While he’s burning his cross
Watch out or he’ll grab on your poon
Humpty Trumpty build that wall
Mexico will pay for it all
If they don’t
Then send Mike Pence
Down to build
A barbed-wire fence