Dog Learns To Say ‘Mama’ To Get Food
I thought about just putting "Dog Learns To Speak For Food" as the title of this, but that doesn't really mean much. Dogs bark all the time to get food, or to be let out. This dog however has taken it to a whole new level.
This also reminded me of a question I was asked on my way back from a trip this past weekend. If your dog could speak your English, what three questions would you ask it? Well, here are my answer:
- Why, when we're outside, do you want to be inside, and why, when we're inside, do you want to be outside?
- What the Hell are you chasing when you're dreaming? Seriously, you really get after it in those dreams.
- Why do you choose 1 o'clock in the morning do constantly lick yourself? It's f***ing gross and I gotta be up in two hours. Please, for the love of God, stop.