Christmas Movie Poems: Volume 1 by Brandon Coates
It's time for some new movie poems, and we are in full Christmas swing. Answers are below.
- A different take on a classic tale
He will not let his special fail
A live version of a Carol
His future is in peril
The speech at the end he will nail - Some don't think it's a Christmas flick
Things turn bad quite quick
There is a kidnapping
And strange giftwrapping
A fall from the sky does the trick - He wants his family to have a good time
On the roof with lights he will climb
The perfect Christmas is hard
That's not going in the yard
It ends with a kidnapping crime - An orphan unlike the rest
To fit in he'll try his best
In search of his real dad
Hijinx will be had
Christmas spirit is the final test - He's only in this for the payday
It's not about the reindeer or sleigh
He gets doublecrossed
At checkers he lost
In the end, bullets will spray - He wanted to patch up his life
So he went to meet up with his wife
On TV's his boy
His friend calls him Roy
This night is willed with strife - For Christmas he wanted just one thing
Soon he will be dancing with a string
He gets what he wanted
Though he will be daunted
The bad guys will end up in a sling
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- Scrooged
- Die Hard or The Nightmare Before Christmas
- National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
- Elf
- Bad Santa
- Die Hard
- Home Alone