The intro to this video does a pretty good job of explaining what ZZZBay is: sleeping pills plus PayPal account equals bizarre stuff in the mail which we then unbox for your entertainment.

Even though there’s a theme song and video that fully explains the premise, I’m still required to write at least 150 words for this to count as an official “blog” post. So, after the video, I’ve included the lyrics to our most requested Christmas song (by a wide margin), “Dominic the Donkey”.

And, as mentioned, here are the lyrics to “Dominic the Donkey”:

CHORUS:

Hey, Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
It's Dominick the donkey.

Chingedy ching,
(hee-haw, hee-haw)
The Italian Christmas donkey.

Santa's got a little friend
His name is Dominic;
The cutest little donkey -
You never see him kick.
When Santa visits his ‘paisans’,
With Dominic he'll be,
Because the reindeer cannot climb
The hills of Italy.

REPEAT CHORUS.

Jingle bells around his feet
And presents on the sled;
Hey - look at the mayor's derby,
On top of Dominic's head!
A pair of shoes for Louie
And a dress for Josephine;
The labels on the inside says
They're made in Brooklyn.

REPEAT CHORUS.

Children sing, and clap their hands
And Dominic starts to dance;
They talk Italian to him,
And he even understands.
“Cumpare sing,
Cumpare su”
And dance ‘a tarantell’
When San’a Nicola’ comes to town,
And brings u ciucciariell’.