A listener sent this to us. I guess it's based on the Harry Potter jelly beans that taste like every flavor under the sun -- and maybe a few that were just left out to rot in the sun. This one could be played as a game or you could just use them to try and put you off food for a few days in a misguided attempt at dieting.

Each color of bean potentially tastes like two very different flavors. The brown one may be chocolate pudding.  But, it may be dog food.  You don't know until you popped it in your mouth and partially masticated it.

I never thought I'd be qualified to say this, but I think baby wipes actually taste worse than vomit.