It’s not appropriate to wear white to a wedding. It’s also not appropriate to mention erections.

This officiant at an Australian wedding makes a fairly spectacular reading mistake, and the end result is that Lauren and Nick’s wedding will be forever remembered for an unexpected reference to Nick’s stiffy.

The crowd immediately recognized the humor behind the gaffe, which is amazing, because who the hell listens during a wedding ceremony? We’re normally asleep as soon as the entrance music hits. “Wake us up when they start chucking rice.”

And the mistake, really, was for the best. “Lauren found Nick to be incredibly hard-working,” is a painfully boring way to describe what is supposed to be eternal love. “Lauren found Nick to be incredibly hard,” however, both pays testament to Lauren’s beauty and Nick’s ability to perform his martial duties in no time flat.