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Senior Citizen Caught Bumping Wooly Uglies with Swedish Sheep
In Ronneby, Sweden, the real wild animals are not four-legged beasts living in barns – they are the senior citizens raping the wool off critters in the middle of fields.
Former Madam Wants Her Teenage Daughter to Join the Family Business
Most parents simply want their teenagers to get part-time jobs slinging fast food as a means to help pay for things like car payments and insurance, but one mother says she would rather her 16-year-old daughter enter the workforce as a good old fashion prostitute.
Cops in China Mistake Sex Doll For a Corpse
When taking into consideration the unfortunate perils of the illegal sex trade, it should come as no surprise that sometimes a rescue effort is needed to recover a dead body found floating face down in a river. But, when a massive recovery effort only uncovers an inflatable sex toy, we feel like the signs of the times are pointing towards greater things.
Guy Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Junk During Gun Purchase
If you are a convicted felon, there are a couple of ways to ensure another trip back to the pokey – shooting yourself in the balls with an illegal firearm is one way.
Pole-Dancing Prostitutes Are Destroying an Entire City
When street sex is your business, sometimes it’s necessary to use certain signs to let your customers know that you are open for business. However, some prostitutes in New Zealand are literally using signs to entice would be Johns’ with their pole-dancing stunts and sexual grindshows.
Bill Murray Can Crash Here – The Greatest Tour That’ll Never Happen
Earlier this week, a report indicated actor Bill Murray was embarking on a 27-date “Party Crashing Tour,” where as long as you have booze, karaoke, and some sort of sign out front that states ‘Bill Murray Can Crash Here,’ he might just show up at your house looking to party
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Heaviest Living Woman Using ‘Bumping Uglies’ Diet to Shed Pounds
Three years ago, Pauline Potter was not only about to get divorced from her husband Alex, but she was on the verge of becoming the heaviest women in the world – weighing a heavy-duty 728 pounds at the time she entered herself into the Guinness Book of Records.
Worst Thief Ever Gets Arrested After Passing Out Drunk On the Job
Drinking on the job is never a good idea, and that goes double when your chosen profession includes illegal activities that can send you to prison. We’re referring, of course, to this Russian dude who was caught having a little post-drinking nap in a woman’s house when he was supposed to be robbing the place. Seriously, it’s just unprofessional.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 20-year-old supermodel who was born in the Midwest town of St. Joseph, Michigan and was raised in Melbourne, Florida.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 39-year-old model that obtained her dual citizenship back in 2008.