Ernio Hernandez
Holy Wet Bikini Batmobile Car Wash, Batman!
The minds behind the web series Super Power Beat Down know their audience. Geeks love their comics, fast cars, lively debate and, oh yeah, chicks in bikinis. So why not give them a chick in a bikini washing a fast comic book car after a lively debate.
Realtor Uses Sex and Chocolate To Sell Houses
Sure, we’ve all heard that “sex sells” but can it sell real estate?
Man Accused of Having Sex With Horse — But Not How You’re Thinking
A 20-year-old man in Pennsylvania was arrested on burglary charges after he allegedly broke into a barn after in the early hours of the morning. What was he doing there? Having sex with a horse, of course.
Give This Bullet Bottle Opener A Shot
You’re an American man (or woman) wanting to exercise his (or her) right to bear arms. But, you’re just too lazy to go through the whole license/ permit process. Well, Cool Material has found the easy way to look bad-ass without all the red tape: the Bullet Bottle Opener.
Swan Caretaker Killed By, Yup, You Guessed It
Remember in the movie ‘Black Swan’ when Natalie Portman makes out with Mila Kunis? This story has nothing to do with that. We just wanted to think about that scene again. It’s also the only way to brighten up this awful story about a swan caretaker that was attacked by… yep, swans — and drowned.
Woman Strips Naked To Prove She Didn’t Shoplift and You’ll Never Guess Where She Hid the Goods
A 31-year-old mother of four in Kennewick, Washington stripped down to her birthday suit after being accused of shoplifting at the Columbia Center Mall. We’re 99% sure that’s not why it’s called a strip mall.
Want to Pee and Play Guitar? Urine Luck!
Now you have another excuse for spending hours in the bathroom: “What? I was rocking out another mPEE3?” (Yes, actual file name.) Billboard Brasil presents “Guitar Pee” which combines the boring functionality of a urinal with the musical stylings of an electric instrument (hehe, instrument) and amp.