Sports

For those of you out there looking for the slam dunk of the summer, you need to look no further than this effort from Division II basketball player Angelo Sharpless.

Former Penn State Coach Jerry Sandusky was found guilty of 45 child sex abuse charges on Friday, the jury reaching a verdict after a two-week trial.

The sport of mixed martial arts is predominantly male-dominated, but don’t forget the ladies. Although the fighters listed before have wildly different fighting styles (wrestling, judo, kickboxing, jiu-jitsu, striking), with their tenacity and exciting performances, female fighters always look to steal the show.

We have seen the future and it looks wet. Not that kind of wet, though.

Former ‘Howard Stern Show’ sidekick Artie Lange, whose humor is sorely missed on the morning drive-time satellite radio program, has resurfaced with his hilarious, if a little warped, parody of the Rolling Stones‘ ‘She’s a Rainbow’ about New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow. Because “Rainbow” = “Tebow.” Get it? (Work with us here.)

Former New England Patriots running back-turned-commentator Craig James failed in his bid for the Texas Senate seat vacated by Kay Bailey Hutchison. In fact, James wasn’t even close in the race that left him a distant fourth place in the GOP primary.

Kids these days are so mischievous — always pulling stunts like putting whoopee cushions on the teacher’s chair, hiding their little sister’s favorite doll and getting the face of their favorite NBA star shaved into the back of their head.

Last week, boxing champ Manny Pacquiao reacted to President Barack Obama’s recent acceptance of gay marriage by allegedly quoting Bible verses against homosexuality. As a result, a Los Angeles-area shopping mall has banned the the WBO welterweight champion.

According to Swedish soccer star Freddie Ljungberg, modeling underwear for Calvin Klein can have some unforeseen drawbacks.

When you think of sports that incite all-out brawls, soccer and hockey generally come to mind. But lacrosse? Eh, not so much.