Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Speeding Dad Tells Cops He Was in a Hurry to Poo
When you gotta go, you gotta go fast.
Knucklehead Rides on Outside of Train Zooming 70 MPH
This guy didn't take the train as much as the train took him.
Famished Buffoon Arrested for Stealing Bacon Off Restaurant Customer’s Plate
High cholesterol is the least of this guy's problems.
Man Wins $10.5 Million, Plans to Blow It on Women, Alcohol and Gambling
Someone get this guy a financial adviser, stat.
These Terrifying Clown Pranks Will Scare the ‘It’ Out of You
Scared of clowns? This isn't going to help.
Deranged Woman Puts Poop on Husband’s Toothbrush
Maybe their vows should've said "'Til breath do you 'part."
Mom Snorts Cocaine off iPhone on Parent Pickup Line
She did lines, while in line.
Michael Phelps Didn’t Race a Real Shark and People Are Madder Than a Great White
This most certainly did not live up to the hype.
Twitter Has Some Real Thoughts About O.J. Simpson Being Paroled
It wasn't as big a deal as his 1995 trial, but O.J. Simpson was front and center again Thursday after he was granted parole.