Imagine a Halloween House of Horrors with Twisty the Clown, Kathy Bates' disembodied head in a box and a really freaky guy in a rubber gimp suit. If that sounds familiar then, congratulations! You're a fan, like I am, of American Horror Story (or, as I like to call it, AmHoSto).

Well, you're going to be able to experience all five seasons of the FX hit show in one terrifying attraction. Universal Studios Hollywood and Universal-Orlando have announced that the theme of their famous Halloween Horror Nights will be American Horror Story. Starting September 16th at both parks, you'll be able to go face to face with some of the creepiest ghouls, freaks and Zachary Quinto look-a-likes from the AmHoSto cannon.

Are you ready for the scariest part?

Tickets for the attraction will be over $100 a pop! What, do I look like I'm made of money like Dandy Mott over here?!?