At least he can always use the excuse "I was high as hell" and no one will doubt him.

The Kardashians had the excuse that they're a bunch of girls. Make sure you listen to the conversation going on about where the Kardashians may or may not "take it" which got picked up on the mic.

Michael Jordan is maybe the most egregious. You left the NBA to try a minor league baseball career and this is what you puke out in front of your hometown crowd??

Thank God the MonStars didn't challenge Earth to a game of baseball.