Today is National Hemp Day, so today's movie poems are about stoner movies. Answers are below:

  1. They owe a guy lots and lots of cash
    So they go for the score of the big stash
    One’s locked up in jail
    While they try to get his bail
    The agents are stoned while they make a dash
  2. South of the border they pick up the van
    They just want to make their show if they can
    On stage in a pink tutu
    Oh, but if he only knew
    It was weed that transported he and ‘man’
  3. On a trip for work to write
    But he drove, not taking a flight
    To the motorcycle race
    With dirt all over his face
    The hitchhiker is given quite a fright
  4. His mission is to find a new bed
    He ends up at a place where he’ll be fed
    He designs his own game
    The party is certainly not tame
    There’s something wrong with JP’s head
  5. They’re not known for movies but song
    They head to Harvard, what could go wrong
    Without the weed there’s no clue
    They fight with crew
    Lisa Turtle ends up finding the Liberty Bong

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  1. Half Baked
  2. Up in Smoke
  3. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  4. Grandma’s Boy
  5. How High