You've heard the terminology before. "Hot as balls." "Colder than a witches t*t." Well, someone recently went through Twitter to relate these terms with an actual temperature that was happening at that time. Here are the results.

  • Colder than Mars -----   -7
  • Colder than a witch's t*t ----- 25
  • Cold as heck ----- 28
  • Colder than a mf ----- 33
  • Cold as a bitch ----- 37
  • Cold as balls ----- 37
  • Cold as t*ts ----- 40
  • Cold as f*ck ----- 41
  • Colder than my heart ----- 42
  • Colder than a bitch ----- 44
  • Cold as sh*t ----- 45
  • Cold as a mf ----- 45
  • Cold as Hell ----- 48
  • Cold as ice ----- 48
  • Hot as heck ----- 78
  • Hotter than two rats ----- 82
  • Hot as balls ----- 84
  • Hotter than Hell ----- 85
  • Hot as t*ts ----- 85
  • Hot as Hell ----- 86
  • Hot as f*ck ----- 86
  • Hot as sh*t ----- 86
  • Hotter than Satan's a**hole ----- 87
  • Hot as a mf ----- 87
  • Hot as a bitch ----- 89
  • Hotter than a mf ----- 89
  • Hot as Hades ----- 90
  • Hot as d*ck ----- 92

So there you go. The coldest it is outside is "colder than Mars and the hottest is "hot as d*ck." But who knew Satan's a**hole was only 87 degrees?