A news station in Seattle reported that a man in Tulsa, Oklahoma tried to evade the police after being stopped and had a portable meth lab burst in his pants.

The qualifications for a ‘meth lab’ are far-ranging and fairly casual – the guy had the ingredients in a plastic soda bottle.

We’re looking forward to seeing this scene play out in “Breaking Bad”.

What’s even more disconcerting is this cop’s name – Shiloh? Doesn’t exactly strike fear into the hearts of criminals.

We really can’t understand getting into meth. One wrong move and your ‘member’ punches an early ticket to the afterlife.