Somewhere lurching in the shadows of Hollywood is a retired Lebanese puppeteer making horror tiaras out of mediocre actresses and other beautiful people under the thumb of the one trick pony.

While civil society would label such a person a menacing sicko and a deviant, some of us appreciate his efforts in manufacturing chicks with flawless racks for us to froth at the mouth and ogle over in times of high anxiety.

This one in particular stepped up as an America virgin after coming off the assembly line in Hartford, Connecticut somewhere around 1980.

Originally built for the sole purpose of being used as a backup dancer, this cleavage has toured with performers such as ‘N Sync, Sean Combs, Toni Braxton, Celine Dion, Pink, Ricky Martin, and Janet Jackson before being purchased by Christina Aguilera to be used in a music video as well as some domestic type duties.

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