I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Texas Admits Stealing Dirt From New Mexico, States Settle
Looks like New Mexico found some dirt on the state of Texas, and now they have to pay for it.
Worst Singer Ever? Guy Gets Ticket For Screaming While Driving
A guy in Montreal got a ticket for singing in his car C & C Music Factory's "Everybody Dance Now." Apparently everybody can dance, not so much sing according to the police in Canada.
Some Of The Crazy El Paso Moments On Live PD
The El Paso Police Department has been featured on Live PD on A&E. If you haven't seen the show, here are some of the best and worst moments for us on the show.
Texas Substitute Teacher Duct Tapes Students’ Mouths Shut
A substitute teacher in Kileen, Texas was removed from the classroom after duct taping several students' mouths shut.
NM City Councilor Accidentally Sends F*** Judge Text To Judge
A New Mexico city councilor has apologized after she sent a rude text about a judge, to the judge in question on accident.
New Mexico Elementary School Cancels Halloween At School
Armijo Elementary School in Albuquerque has decided that the school will be canceling Halloween celebrations at the school. But why? We still don't know.
Cyber Hackers Able To Hack Into Remote Control Butt Plugs
A researcher discovered that electronic, remote controlled butt plugs were able to be hacked into through his laptop. No word on who's butt plugs he hacked.
Texas Named One Of The Worst States For Identity Theft, Fraud
A new report looked at which states where people are the most vulnerable to identity theft and fraud. And there's bad news for Texans.
Texas Man Steals $1.2 Million Worth Of Fajitas From County
A South Texas Man has been arrested after authorities found he stole over a million dollars worth of fajitas from the county.
Spectrum Customers Lose MTV, VH1,Comedy Central, Spike And More
A contract dispute between cable provider Spectrum and Viacom has resulted in some of the biggest channels on television being dropped by Spectrum.