I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
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Christy Mack Dancing In El Paso This Weekend At The Red Parrot
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