Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Poop-Shaped Brownies Is Food With a (Scientific) Purpose
Waste not, want not.
Man, 87, Learns His New Car Has Added Feature — 50 Pounds of Pot
Exactly what kind of smoke is coming out of the tailpipe?
9 Quintessential Guy Things That Need to Make a Comeback
Hey, if naked women can return to Playboy, maybe some of these other trends of yesteryear can, too.
Serial Adulterer Sues Uber for $48 Million, Claims App Helped Wife Catch Him Cheating
This guy is an Uber-creep.
Drunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With Vodka
People will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.
Cabbie Says He Was Speeding Because His Passengers Farted
Get a whiff of this.
Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal Doofus
Talk about a pane in the butt.
6 Irritating People You Definitely Shouldn’t Watch the Super Bowl With
Watching the Super Bowl is a time-honored American tradition. Make sure you keep it that way.
Maniacal Finnish Motorcycle Police Chase Is Guaranteed to Make You Barf
If you've just eaten, watching this may be a problem.
Woman Survives the Ol’ Snake Stuck in the Earlobe Conundrum We’ll All Never Experienced
Don't you hate when this happens? Probably not. Because you've probably never had this happen.