Danny Gallagher
18 Signs You’re at an Awful Barbecue
Grilling outdoors might seem simple since it’s the way that sub-average intelligent cavemen cooked food for themselves for years, but they’re all dead now — probably because they didn’t know that undercooked meat can cause food poisoning.
22 Irresistibly Delicious Food Brands for Zombies
A disturbing trend has started to become an even more disturbing trend. And for once, we’re not talking about the Kardashians, so you can put away the weapons.
20 Awesome Names for ‘Chuck Norris: The Movie’
Chuck Norris is many things: a kickboxer, a martial arts master, a conservative pundit, an author, a beard wrangler, a face puncher, a small town sheriff and (above all else) a lover.
13 Ways to Tell You’re a Bad Parent
Mother’s Day and Father’s Day are in the rearview mirror. We’ve shown how much we love our folks, no matter how nuts they make us.
11 Reasons You Won’t Be Getting a Father’s Day Present
It’s hard to be a good father, but it’s easy to be a lousy father since even bad mothers at least have to endure nine months of pregnancy and 27 hours of labor.
12 Signs You’re Playing Too Many Video Games
Video games might make for a nice diversion after a busy work day, but like anything, they can become an addiction. It’s a slightly more pathetic addiction than selling your body for Pogs, but it’s still an addiction nonetheless.
Here are some ways to tell that your gaming habits have gone a bit too far
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14 Things You Don’t Want to Hear in the School Cafeteria
School lunches were never something we looked forward to when we were younger.
12 Lesser Known Frustrating Aspects of Dating for Men
It’s rough out there for guys to get to know and understand women, especially if they agree to go on a date with them.
Is Jenny McCarthy Going to Pose For Playboy Again?
Jenny McCarthy‘s career may not be as hot since she starring in flops like ‘BASEketball’ and ‘Dirty Love.’ In fact, it may have outright cooled because of her stances against vaccinating babies against easily treatable diseases. Any red-blooded male, however, can see she’s still hot enough to fill out a Playboy pictorial — assuming they haven’t gone blind since they first saw her.
11 Signs You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee
There are few people who can’t get through their busy day without a cup of strong black coffee. It gets the blood moving, make your brain work faster and keeps you from falling down face first at your desk in a puddle of your own drool.