Chris Illuminati
Kellie Pickler Shaves Head and Still Looks Damn Fine
Kellie Pickler’s hair is gone y’all! Rootin tootin! Lord have mercy! Ain’t that a stitch! Whatever else southern folk would say when something crazy happens. Good god and Honey Boo Boo! We know that’s a real saying.
What is Sara Jean Underwood Strapped to in This Photo?
Sometimes, a fully-clothed woman hanging from her hotel room door can be the sexiest thing in the world. Let this picture of ‘Attack of the Show’ host Sara Jean Underwood act as proof.
Enjoy These Ladies Dressed as Leela From ‘Futurama’
Leela, Turanga Leela to be specific, of Futurama is one foxy package delivery driver. The uno-eye look has never been so sexy.
Mindi Smith — Babe of the Day
Mindi Smith is a fitness model and TV host from the Big Apple.
Dave Hill Discusses ‘Tasteful Nudes,’ Death and Chumbawamba [INTERVIEW]
Who is Dave Hill? Good question. Such a good question that it’s the first question answered in his bio on his own website.
Samantha Steele — Crush of the Day
Filling the shoes, and newly ample bosom, of former ESPN sideline reporter and peephole dancing dame Erin Andrews isn’t going to be an easy task. Andrews bolted the worldwide leader for a Fox Sports gig and the boys in Bristol quickly named her replacement — the longhorny Samantha Steele. She was with the Longhorn Network before ESPN. It was too terrible of a pun to pass up.
The Careful Construction of the World’s Greatest ‘Yo Mama’ Joke
Before we begin, some rules and guidelines about the traits the mother in this joke shall not possess, only because of the overabundance of typical mom putdowns using these tired points of vilification toward the female parental unit.
Sarah Hyland — Crush of the Day
Twenty one year old actress Sarah Hyland is best known for outwitting the awesome Ty Burrell as his rebellious mallrat daughter, Haley, on ABC’s ‘Modern Family’. She’s cute, she’s funny, and she’s tough: Hyland just revealed that she underwent a successful kidney transplant late last month.
Kate Upton is the Only Reason to See ‘The Three Stooges’ Movie
Kate Upton is in ‘The Three Stooges’ movie and we only know that because we’ve watched the commercial more than we’ve actually watched the original Three Stooges films. Overkill? As Curly put it… “SOYTENLY!”
Jeanette Reid — Babe of the Day
Jeanette Reid is a professional model from Los Angeles, California. She has appeared in Playboy Magazine Special Editions 2011, the 2012 Rockstar Calendar, a Manny Pacquiao commercial shoot San Manuel Casino and on the official Manny Pacquiao website.