Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
Try Guided Meditation with Donald Trump
Here's a guided meditation using the actual words of President Donald Trump.
Two Year Old Adorably Mangles National Anthem
Here you go. My favorite non-Whitney Houston, non-Ray Charles version of the Star-Spangled Banner:
Hollywood Producers are Now Doing Videos for Super Expensive Real Estate
Check out some of the high-dollar Hollywood effects used in this real estate ad like, "Kate Hudson look-alike rubbing one out on her bed."
Beverly Hillbillies Mansion is Most Expensive Real Estate Listing in America
The asking price is $350 million. If that seems a little steep, you have to consider that some of the amenities include: a cement pond; a billy-ard room; and a big-eatin' table with fancy wooden pot-passers.
Survey — Many Millennials Don’t Understand How Credit Cards Work
Millennials, here's the basic skinny on credit cards: Credit cards are NOT free money.
Disasterpiece Theater — Buzz And Brandon Recast and Reenact Star Wars Scene With New Voice…
What we do is we take an iconic movie scene and reenact it using celebrity and cartoon voices that we can do.
Happy Spiderman Day — He’s 55 Years Old … Maybe
Today, August 1, 2017, is Spiderman Day. Spidey made his comic book debut on this date in 1962 in Marvel Comics' "Amazing Fantasy" issue #15.
My 150 Word Recap of Last Night’s Game of Thrones (Stormborn, S7E2)
It's implied that the fire-breathing dragons will end up fighting the White Walkers and their horde of the undead, which would be awesome.
BBC Producer in Road Rage Incident Seems Like a Monty Python Skit
One of the producers of the BBC's Planet Earth series loses his marbles in this traffic video.
Comedian Pablo Francisco Has Scary Meltdown on Sacramento Stage
Pablo Francisco is a great veteran comic who has appeared on the Buzz Adams Morning Show multiple times over the past 20-some-odd years. We consider Pablo a friend. Which makes this video even more concerning.