Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
Rattlesnake Uses Tortoise as an Uber
Guess the rattler wasn't in that big of a hurry?
Creepiest Places in West Texas — Black Eyed Children of Abilene
Little kids. No whites to their eyes. Just two black holes staring at you. Creeped out yet?
Creepiest Places in West Texas — El Paso High School is Haunted
See the girl in the middle of this picture? Well, no one did on the day the picture was taken.
Creepiest Places in West Texas — The Marfa Lights
What the hell are these lights appearing outside Marfa, Texas?
What’s the Line on Sexual Harassment?
With more Harvey Weinstein fallout and now other people are being accused (including 95-year-old former President Bush!) it's interesting to ask: is THIS sexual harassment?
Thor: Ragnarok Director Taika Waititi Responds to Internet ‘Critics’
Taika Waititi faces the internet trolls.
Things That Would Never Happen in Texas — Cop Returns Pot to Man Who Dropped It
Living in Texas, it's hard to even wrap your mind around this. In Washington, the cops will hand you back your weed if you drop it on the ground.
Hollywood Sexual Abuse Victims Should Name Names
It's now "safe" to share your own Harvey Weinstein horror story. And everyone who has one is fine with calling him by name
OU Beats Texas, Buzz Gets to Burn Steve Kaplowitz’s UT Diploma
Buzz finally won a bet! (Well, technically, OU won the bet, but...)
A Modest Columbus Day Proposal — Replace It With ‘A-Holes Day’
Anybody who was admired for anything in the past was probably kind of an A-hole by modern standards. And they should have their own day.