If kept this video open on my phone since I discovered it three days ago. I watch it anytime I'm sad or bored or anytime I feel like a little pick-me-up. It never fails to put a smile on my face and make my day a tiny bit more enjoyable.

It's Drunk Trump: A Donald Trump speech slowed down by 50%. It sounds just like that acquaintance you run into in a bar who has to tell you everything on his mind, even though you barely know each other.

I hope it brings you the joy it has brought me the past few days.

"Triiiilllionsh...."